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How Old Is Spencer Matthews

Spencer Matthews: The Man, The Myth, The... Well, You Know

Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell about a certain Spencer Matthews. Now, you might know him as the dashing brother from Made in Chelsea, or perhaps you've seen him on I'm a Celebrity... eating kangaroo testicles (don't ask, I'm still trying to unsee it). But do you know how old he really is?

Let's dive in, shall we?

Born in the '80s, but for how long?

Spencer was born on January 6, 1988, in London. That makes him a Capricorn, in case you're into that astrology stuff. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But he looks like he's barely out of his teens!" Well, that's the magic of good genes and perhaps a little something-something from the fountain of youth. But I digress.

So, he's 34, right? Wrong! Well, sort of. You see, Spencer has a bit of a thing for time travel. Kidding! (Or am I?)

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The Time Traveler of SW3

Alright, alright, no time travel. But Spencer does have a bit of an unusual birthday situation. You see, he was born at 1:01 AM. Now, I don't know about you, but I've always been a firm believer that if you're born that late, you get to choose your age. I mean, think about it. If you're born at, say, 11:59 PM, you're technically a year old the very next second. So, by that logic, Spencer gets to choose his age every year!

Now, I've tried to convince him of this, but he's having none of it. Something about "being a grown-up" and "responsibilities". Boring, I know.

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Age is just a number... right?

Despite his advanced age (in my books, anyway), Spencer doesn't seem to let it bother him. He's still out there, living his best life, causing mischief, and making us laugh. And really, isn't that what matters? I mean, who cares if he's 34 or 24? As long as he keeps bringing the entertainment, I'm here for it.

So, there you have it, folks. Spencer Matthews is 34 (ish). But remember, age is just a number. It's what you do with it that counts. Now, who's ready for some kangaroo testicles? (Kidding! Please, no.)