How Old Is King Kong

So, I was watching this old movie the other day, you know the one, King Kong from 1933. I mean, it's a classic, right? But it got me thinking, how old is this giant ape anyway? I mean, he's been around for ages, but is he older than dirt, or just really, really old?

Now, I'm no expert on giant apes, but I do know a thing or two about movies. And let me tell you, King Kong has been around the block a few times. The first movie came out in 1933, and since then, there have been remakes, sequels, and even a musical. That's right, a musical. I know, I know, it's a bit much, but hey, it's show business.

But back to our furry friend. You might be thinking, "Well, he's a fictional character, so how can he have an age?" And you'd be right. But hear me out. In the movies, Kong is always portrayed as this ancient creature, like he's been around since the dawn of time. So, for the sake of this little chat, let's say we're talking about his 'character age'.

So, if we go by the first movie, Kong would be, what, 88 years old now? That's older than my grandma's antique tea set! But here's where it gets a bit tricky. Each remake or sequel seems to retell the story, so Kong's 'character age' resets. It's like he's in some kind of time loop, or maybe he just has really good genes.

Kong Sizes Chart at Annie Ettinger blog

Now, you might be wondering, "Why does this even matter?" Well, it doesn't, really. It's just a fun fact to throw out at parties. But it does make you think about how these characters we love so much become a part of our collective consciousness. Kong, for example, has been scaring audiences for almost a century. That's some serious staying power.

And speaking of staying power, let's not forget about the poor guy's love life. I mean, he's always getting his heart broken by those pesky humans. First, there was Fay Wray in the original, then Jessica Lange in the '70s remake, and let's not even get started on Naomi Watts in the 2005 version. Poor Kong just can't catch a break.

Evolution of King Kong in Movies w/ Facts 1933-2023

But hey, maybe that's the secret to his longevity. Maybe all that heartache keeps him young. Or maybe it's just the bananas. I mean, have you seen how many bananas that guy goes through? It's got to be some kind of record.

Anyway, I could go on and on about Kong, but I'll spare you the details. The point is, whether he's 88 or 8, King Kong is a classic. And like a fine wine, he just keeps getting better with age. So here's to you, Kong. May your days be filled with bananas and your nights with the sweet sound of screaming humans.