How Old Is Et From Baddies

Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell about a certain someone who's been causing a ruckus in the world of kids' TV. You might know him as Et, the lovable (or not so much) leader of the Baddies. But the question on everyone's lips is: how old is this little terror?

Let's Time-Travel, Shall We?

First things first, we need to set the scene. Et and his gang of misfits hail from the mystical land of Badd, a place where being naughty is the norm. Now, I'm no expert in Baddian history, but I've heard whispers that Et's been causing chaos since the dawn of time. Literally. The guy's been around so long, he's got fossils of his own tantrums!

But don't let his ancient roots fool you. Et might be old, but he's got the energy of a thousand suns. He's like that great-aunt who's been around forever but still manages to out-party the rest of the family at reunions. You know the one I'm talking about.

Age is Just a Number, Right?

Now, you might be thinking, "Surely, he can't be that old. He looks like he's just a kid!" Well, my friend, looks can be deceiving. Et's got a secret weapon - the Baddie Juice. This magical concoction has kept him young and spry for centuries. It's like the Fountain of Youth, but with a lot more fizz and a lot less class.

Think about it - how else could he keep up with his gang of mischief-makers? I mean, have you seen the state of Pirate? That guy's a hot mess, and he's not exactly a spring chicken himself. Et's got to keep his energy up just to keep up with the rest of the crew.

Scotty with the mf body jeeeeeesus : r/BaddiesSouth

But How Old, Though?

Alright, alright, I'll stop beating around the bush. You're here for a number, and I've got one for you. Drumroll, please... Et is 3,000,000 years old. Yes, you read that right. He's older than dirt, and probably knows a thing or two about how it got that way.

Now, before you start doing the math and wondering why he doesn't look a day over 10, remember, Et's not your average kid. He's a Baddie, and Baddies have their own rules. Besides, who needs to worry about wrinkles when you've got an endless supply of Baddie Juice?

ET Talks With Nowthatstv Cast Mates About Baddies East Reunion - YouTube

So, What's the Secret?

If you're wondering how you can achieve Et's level of eternal youth, I've got some bad news for you. The Baddie Juice recipe is a closely guarded secret. Et's not about to share it with the world, and who can blame him? If I had the key to eternal youth, I'd be keeping it to myself too.

But don't worry, there's still hope for us mere mortals. We can't all be ancient Baddies with a never-ending supply of magical juice. We'll just have to settle for good old-fashioned skincare and a healthy dose of laughter. And who knows? Maybe Et's antics will give us a few extra laughs to keep us young.

So there you have it, folks. Et, the eternal Baddie, is 3,000,000 years old and showing no signs of slowing down. Here's to hoping he never runs out of mischief - and Baddie Juice!